Read me wrong

Sometimes, like today for example, I wake up with a smile so huge that it would make doves cry.

I had a pleasant dream. It was a sexy dream where there was a sexy land where sexy people lived and all they did were sexy things to each other whilst they smiled sexily at one other. Even the traditionally non-sexy antics like grinning with a nut stuck between the front teeth were transcended into a dorky and adorable sexy character quirk.

Nonetheless.

I want to be exploring another culture with activities containing but not limited to listening the possible variations of “oh my God” in multiple volume levels and accent combinations.

That would be nice at this moment. ~